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#2512
Two older men robbed a drug store and stole a year supply of viagra. The cops are looking for some hardened criminals.
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#2513
Tony Benages
I'm going to stand outside, so if anyone asks I am outstanding
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#2514
If people In horror movies listened to me they would still be alive.
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#2515
Don't worry about what people think. They don't do it that often.
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#2516
The thing I loved most about the recent hot weather we had is the short skirts and low cut tops. They did make me look rather fabulous!
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#2517
The best thing about being single is sleeping around. You can sleep all over that lonely bed of yours. Left, right, middle, whatever...
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#2518
My love for You is like diarrhea I just can't hold it in.
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