If at first you don't succeed, destroy any evidence that you ever tried.
You can't be late until you show up
Why is hair darker when wet if water is clear?
Bored? Send "I hid the body. What's next boss" to a random number.
Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
Hard work never killed anyone, but why risk it?
A homeless man is just a hardcore camper.