Dear Inventor of the Keyboard, Why did you make the "t" and the "g" so close together? I keep signing my letters "With Retards"
Politics - 'Poli': latin for "many." 'Tics': blood sucking insects.
There's no b, c, d, f, g, h, j, k, l, n, o, p, q, r, s, u, v, w, x, y, or z in team either.
Broke a light bulb today. Seven years of bad ideas?
Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I have alzheimer's....hey I just met you.
Maybe you should go eat some makeup. That way, you can be pretty on the inside.
Pretty sure the only reason we keep pay phones around are so movie villains can give the main protagonist their next set of instructions