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Don't call them hobos. Call them "people with earning disabilities."
There is no "I" in "team", but apparently there is one hidden somewhere in "group project."
Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you, but nobody knows how many times you got screwed to achieve it.
"I wish there was a more convenient way to stalk others"- The phrase that started Facebook
Listening to "eye of the tiger" cranked up is better than any energy drink out there.
If at first you don't succeed, then maybe you should do it the way I told you to in the beginning.
Have you ever wondered how long it would take for a giraffe to throw up?
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