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Dear Curiosity, Just put the gun down and let's talk this out. Sincerely, The Cat.
Mummies are just gift wrapped zombies.
Uranus is a gas planet.
A relationship without trust is like a phone with no service. What do you do with a phone with no service? You play games.
Interviewer: "We want to hire responsible people." Me:"Great! When things go wrong people always say say I'm "responsible".
It doesn't matter how many times you looked, when your mom looks, she will find what you were looking for.
My relationship with my Ex was very psychological...she's psycho and I'm logical.
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