I've been trying to throw away this trash can for the past 2 months & the garbage men just keep leaving it on the sidewalk.
No one is as disturbed as they should be by the fact that the prince in Snow White had to kiss a corpse in the middle of the woods surrounded by seven midgets.
If it isn't on the first page of Google search results, it doesn't exist.
The "i" before "e' rule is weird.
The one who laughs last, simply didn't get it.
When I have kids I am going to show them the movie 2012 and tell them I survived that.
Don't ask me what I'm going to order at dinner. I won't know until I know what you're having.