What color is a mirror?
The most terrifying thing a woman can say to me is "notice anything different?"
During exams, students look up for inspiration, down in desperation, and left and right for information.
Whenever I'm sad and think that I haven't made much of my life, I go to Wal-Mart.
If at first you do succeed, try not to look too surprised.
"When the hell did i say all that?" -Simon
Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth.