Every fight is a food fight when you're a cannibal
I used to work at a bakery. It was a crumby job, but I made a lot of dough.
I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong...
I used to be in a band, we were called 'lost dog'. You probably saw our posters.
I was gonna be a history major, but there's really no future in it.
I accidentally used aol.com to search for something today. I feel like everyone who works there probably high-fived each other and got really hopeful about the future.
Age only matters if you're wine or cheese.