If Facebook retains ownership of everything you post, I'm going to upload my debt...
Long day. Can't wait to get home and curl up with a good The Internet.
If only The Dollar Store sold gasoline...
Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back.
I have some jokes about unemployment but they need some work.
I hate when people with weirdly spelled common names get mad when you misspell their name. I didn't misspell it, your parents did.
Like medicine, People should come with warning labels...May cause drowsiness and persistent headaches.