Once you start making Freudian slips, it's just one after a mother.
overing someone's eyes and saying "Guess who?" is a really fun way to make friends... Especially at urinals
You never realize what you have till it's gone. Toilet paper is a good example.
I wish more people would give me the silent treatment.
Dear MTV, WTF happened? Sincerely, Music.
I don't trip. I freestyle walk.
Any psychic who dies from anything other than old age sucks.