I want to throw a party with fake alcohol and see how many people act wasted
Live today like it's your last! (but use a condom just in case it isn't)
My girlfriend used to date a clown before we dated. So I have some pretty big shoes to fill.
Hundreds of kids are shipped off to Mime Boarding School every year, never to be heard from again.
To PETA, Hamburger Helper is just an accessory to murder.
The reason it's called Mother Nature is because if it were Father Nature the weather would be a lot more predictable.
The first five minutes gym class was brutal. It turns out the first five minutes gym class was only stretching.