I was wondering why that frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit me.
Remember when we were kids and we were in such a rush to grow up and become adults? Boy, was that stupid.
I'd offer moral support, but I have questionable morals.
When I was 17 I thought my parents were the stupidest people in the world. At 21 I was amazed at how much they had learned in 4 years.
People say nails on a chalkboard is the worst sound ever... I think it's the alarm clock in the morning.
The "check engine" light came on, so I did. Yep. Still there.
Apparently when my wife said she wanted me to warm her up in bed, she didn't mean "Dutch Oven". Hello couch.