I put the "HA! Penis!" in "happiness."
You say cannibal, I say people person.
The tongue weighs practically nothing, but only a few people can hold it.
I'm not at a Home Depot but I'm surrounded by a bunch of complete tools right now.
Remember, there are two words in life that will open a lot of doors for you. Push and Pull.
Premature ejaculation and hide and seek have one thing in common. Ready or not here I come...
I think my girlfriend's hallucinating. She keeps telling me she's seeing other people.