What's the worst thing to do to a blind person? Leave the toilet plunger in the toilet.
To whomever hacked my phone and saw the naked pictures of me... Sorry, but That's what you get.
A girl called me the other day and said "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over...Nobody was home
Kid's Choice Awards are a great reminder why children aren't allowed to vote.
The last time i touched a breast it was in a KFC bucket.
Why do dogs always think the knock at the door is for them?
If you want my opinion you'll have to ask my wife for it.