Don't get jealous if you see your Ex with someone else. Our parents always told us to give our used toys to the less fortunate
Why don't moonbounces for adults exist?
I hope Snooki doesn't have problems belivering her baby. She'd hate to hear the doctor say "we have a little Situation here".
Santa has elves. America has China.
It's "before" not "B4". You speak English, not BINGO.
Are people that work at the post office "mail escorts"?
Dear math, I don't want to solve your problems. I have my own to solve.