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Amish dancers do the Acoustic Slide.
I'm going to spend this valentines day with my ex... BOX360
If we're not supposed to eat late, then why is there a light in the fridge?
Nobody sleeps more soundly than a cartoon sheriff with a ring of keys hanging from his pocket.
Why would anyone lie about liking big butts?
If Ray Parker, Jr. "ain't afraid of no ghost," then why does he recommend calling Ghostbusters the minute anything goes down?
I don't half-ass anything, I prefer to make a complete ass of myself.
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