I wish my cat would stop thinking outside the box
Through Facebook profile pictures I learned that many of the idiots I went to school with have morphed into a car.
Getting a group of friends to pick a place to eat is like a game of 20 questions where no one knows the answer.
Can everyone start saying salad is really bad for me so I can start craving it?
Sure you can follow your heart... just don't forget to take your brain with you.
My sink looks like I am playing Jenga with dishes.
I miss the days in college when my alarm clock would be set in the P.M.