To catch a Swedish fish you use a gummy worm.
Do you ever get the feeling that you're being watched? Because if it's bothering you, I'll stop...
I hate when I yell stuff at the TV and they don't listen to the stuff I say.
It's not called stalking it's called observing. Oh and by the way your almost out of shampoo.
Pixar created a better love story in 8 minutes in the movie Up, than Twilight did in 4 books.
Men are a bit like spiders. They are bound to have sticky hands after being on the web.
I have no beef with vegetarians.