I imagine when Newt Gingrich goes to the hair salon, he shows the stylist a photo of a Lego person and says, "Can you give me this?"
Dear Snookie: So, you're bright orange and love lasagna? Really original... Sincerely, Garfield
Under SOPA, you could get 5 years for uploading a Michael Jackson song. One year more than the doctor who killed him.
I never thought I would be one of those people to get into eating healthy and working out everyday. I was right.
I'm sorry previews, but "best movie of the year" means nothing to me in January.
They called it "Facebook" because "I Wonder What My Ex Is Up To?" seemed a little too creepy.
The police want to interview me. Strange, I didn't even apply for a job.