1 of 3 people have OCD. Look at the person on your left. Now at the person on your right. Now at the person on the left. Now on your right.
You know how some mornings you wake up and you're well-rested, feel good and kinda looking forward to going to work? Me neither.
When I was a kid, my father convinced me that the ice cream truck only played music when it was sold out....Well played Dad, well played.
Olive Garden says "When you're here, you're family." What a load of bull. Not one waiter has came up to me, drunk, saying I'll never amount to anything.
Work through lunch? I don't even work through work.
100 calorie packs aren't so bad if you have 3 or 4 of them.
In hindsight, Carnival cruise lines probably regrets not doing a background check on Captain Morgan.