I love to cook with wine, sometimes I even put it in the food.
Women are like police, they can have all the evidence in the world but they still want a confession.
Some people say “If you can’t beat them, join them”. I say “If you can’t beat them, beat them”, because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
As an alternative to dieting, I'm going to simply refer to myself as "value-sized".
I'm not 100% what oxidants are, all I know is I'm supposed to be against them.
I liked dubstep when it was called starting your dial-up modem.
A fun way to creep someone out is to take their Facebook profile picture and make it your Facebook profile picture.