I'm not that bright. The only way I'll ever get to say "Checkmate!" is if I eat at a restaurant in Australia.
It's so quiet in here I can hear myself think. No good can come of this.
Pretty sure i could never defuse a bomb seeing as I can't even properly eject a USB device from my computer.
Me, stalk?! No, I just observe.. behind a tree.. at night.
Wanna hear a joke about a pencil? Nevermind, its pointless.
If life is unfair to everyone, doesn't that make life fair?
My co-worker asked me what is the name of the show where they go fishing and catch all the crabs. I told her it was "Jersey Shore".