Don't under estimate me... unless you're trying to guess how old I am or how much I weigh.
Saying "your mom" is like the easiest joke...but then again..so is your mom.
Congrats to Lebron James for getting engaged. His fiance now leads the family with 1 ring.
Tonight I'm gonna party like it's 1999. (I stayed in and watched TV then too)
Football is the only time you can feel manly while wearing spandex capri pants.
Trying to lose a little weight so my pants aren't so tight. Never thought I'd be trying to get into my own pants...
Insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result but I still get up every morning.