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If steroids are illegal for athletes, shouldn't photo shop be illegal for models?
The only reason I keep some people's contact info in my phone is to make sure I know NOT to answer when they call.
To err is human. To blame someone else is politics.
The spork needs to be available in silverware form.
1. Vodka is made from potatoes. 2. Potatoes are vegetables. 3. Vegetables are good for you. You're welcome.
Mornings probably wouldn't be so bad if they didn't always catch me in the middle of a dead sleep.
All the political and media people are in Iowa. If we could somehow fence it off, this is our chance to start a new society.
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