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#1744
If steroids are illegal for athletes, shouldn't photo shop be illegal for models?
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#1745
The only reason I keep some people's contact info in my phone is to make sure I know NOT to answer when they call.
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#1746
To err is human. To blame someone else is politics.
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#1747
The spork needs to be available in silverware form.
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#1748
1. Vodka is made from potatoes. 2. Potatoes are vegetables. 3. Vegetables are good for you. You're welcome.
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#1749
Mornings probably wouldn't be so bad if they didn't always catch me in the middle of a dead sleep.
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#1750
All the political and media people are in Iowa. If we could somehow fence it off, this is our chance to start a new society.
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