Last night, my kids saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus. That’s the last time we go to that mall.
I think this is the year that Santa will finally replace Rudolph with a Tom Tom.
I feel like the last 15 minutes of a football game is counted down in dog years.
Deleting cookies from my browser history is fine but I'd rather delete cookies from my eating history.
The best person for a job is generally the one that understands it enough to not want it.
Keeping the cast of Jersey Shore famous is beneficial because we can collectively learn the long term effects of artificial tanning.
The reason why grandchildren and grandparents get along so well is because they have a common enemy.