You know it was an awesome party when you can't figure out why there's a footprint on your ceiling.
Time to start practicing that fake enthusiasm for when you get a present you didn’t want.
I let my imagination run wild! That way at least some part of me gets some exercise.
It's official, the war in Iraq is over. Kind of reminds me of the show LOST. It ended, but no one knows what the hell it was all about.
Don't confuse my personality with my attitude. My personality is who I am, and my attitude depends on who you are.
I was good at math before they decided to mix the alphabet with it.
I'm very tolerant towards lactose intolerance. It's the only intolerance I tolerate.