There are a lot of special women in my life, but Betty Crocker takes the cake.
Yes officer, I did see the speed limit sign. I just didn't see YOU
I don't know whats more awkward, answering Dora, or sitting in silence while she stares at you.
Colonel Sanders is your typical male. All he's concerned with is legs, breasts and thighs.
I'm not lazy, I’m energy efficient.
I have to use sarcasm because punching you in the face is illegal.
If at first you don't succeed, try again may be good advice, but trust me, the judge doesn't want to hear it.