Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.
Dear rappers, please stop putting sirens in your music. When im driving it scares the crap out of me.
Don't waste electricity. Would you like it if I turned you on and walked away?
I wont be impressed by technology until I can download food.
I will never understand why people get so upset at things I don’t even remember saying.
A picture may tell a thousand words, but Photoshop turns those words into lies.
I'm sorry. Did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?