Perfect girls are found at every corner of the earth... unfortunately, the earth is round.
Some people might as well post "Wants Attention" as their facebook status.
I wear earbuds that aren't hooked up to anything just so people won't talk to me.
It's not that I'm a quiet person, it's just that I don't give a crap about what you're talking about.
No one speaks face-to-face anymore -- Tweeting, texting, Facebook'ing, emailing, voicemail. Shouldn't we call this 'anti' social media?
I got 99 problems and they're all friend requests from people I didn't like in high school.
Believe in reincarnation? When you die, don't put RIP on your gravestone, put BRB.