Life is about what path you take and my ex chose the psychopath.
I'm proud to be part of a generation that was once mesmerized by Lite-Brites but now complains if we can't stream HD video on our phones.
Promises are a bit like babies. Fun to make but hard to deliver.
If the earth is the third planet from the sun, isn't every country a third world country?
Some days you just have to say "screw it, I'm busting out the cookie dough."
If I wake up naturally and birds are chirping outside, I love it. When I wake up because of birds chirping, I wish I had a gun.
If you’re in a silent treatment battle, it’s always a good idea to make sure there’s enough toilet paper before you use the bathroom.