Really glad I wasn't asked to give birth to Jesus. Then he would have been born in an unStable.
I nearly invested money in the Egyptian tourism industry. Until I realized it was just a pyramid scheme!
Dear Optimist, Pessimist, and Realist. While you guys were arguing about the cup of water. I drank it. - The Opportunist
Justin
At one point in my childhood, I actually paid money for pieces of cardboard with pictures of pokemon on them. Now I spend money on stuff for my girlfriend that's not even mine. Anybody know where I can still buy those pokemon cards?
I work out every morning, and when I'm done I delete my browsing history
Funny new trend at the office. People putting names on food in the company fridge. Today I had a tuna sandwich named Bob.
Hello friends sorry I have been quiet but my wife likes it that way!