The ABC in ABC family should represent 'anything but condoms.'
I don't know what my credit score is but I'm pretty sure I'm losing.
It's pretty cool that neck tattoo's say the same thing in every language. "I'm not getting the job am I?"
Not gonna say what I bought, but Amazon just reviewed my order and said, “You might also be interested in therapy.”
Deleting your Facebook is just like running away from home. Your're just doing it for attention and you'll be back in an hour or so.
If they ever put a DUI checkpoint at a Taco Bell drive-thru, it's safe to say we're all screwed.
Some people deserve to get eggs thrown at them. Brick shaped eggs...made of bricks