My 16yr old son has the saddest facial hair. It looks like he ate something sticky and then rolled on the cat.
If a nuclear explosion won't kill cockroaches then wtf is in raid?
Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you're donating blood.
Unlike Mario, I would have given up after finding that first chubby midget instead of a princess.
Dance like no ones watching. Sing like no ones listening. Live everyday like Maury told you its not your baby.
I tried to log on to Facebook. It said, "Cookies are required to operate." I thought to myself, "Me too, Facebook. Me too."
The problem with sound advice is it's usually 99% sound and 1% advice.