As a funny prank, Clark Kent should go try to get his ear pierced.
Life is way more exciting in your forties. At any point you could sneeze wrong and end up getting emergency back surgery.
Have you ever had a fly land on you screen and your first instinct was to scare it with the cursor?
We grow up having others' opinions of right and wrong pushed onto us: parents, society, iPhone autocorrect.
Alcohol - The best night time: slurring, headache, dehydration, drink spilling, charm killing, so you think you can dance "medicine"
I'm sorry, Siri, but if I wanted my phone to talk to me I would answer my calls.
It's not an ABC Family show until someone gets pregnant.