Seasickness usually comes in waves.
Earthquakes are just God listening to Hey Ya.
Spotify posts on Facebook have made it so much easier to decide what music I'm not going to listen to anymore.
Flava Flav is sure going to be busy setting all his jewelry back one hour tonight.
I surveyed 100 women and asked them what shampoo they used when showering. 98 of them said, "How did you get in here?"
If Lindsay Lohan goes to jail she will be sequestered from the prison population because the judge doesn’t want them getting a contact high.
"Scent" is the sense most tied to memory. "Common" is the sense least tied to people.