How am I supposed to accept that a monkey as curious as George would never figure out the name of the "Man in the Yellow Hat"?
I'm going to get a tattoo of a grape. Over time it will wrinkle and become a raisin.
It would be awesome to make a cow laugh until milk squirted out of her nose.
Are rhinos just unicorns with a thyroid problem?
How the hell was Cinderella the only woman with that shoe size in the entire kingdom?
Women only fake it in bed because men fake everything to get them there.
Just realized Siri only works on iPhone 4S. No idea who the lady I've been talking to is.