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"Iron Man" is a super hero. "Iron woman" is a sexist command.
If there's one thing everybody can agree on, it's that people can't agree on anything.
Doctors say that one piece of bacon takes 9 minutes off of your life. That has to be the longest & most delicious form of suicide I have ever heard.
My daughter asked "What runs in our family?" The only thing I could think of was "mental illness".
Life is too short to hold your farts in.
I don't know what I'd do without you guys but I bet it would be something productive.
Dr. House should go ahead and just go with his third guess
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