Technically, Humpty Dumpty died a crack head.
They say you should just be yourself in a job interview, but what if you actually WANT the job?
My friend just told me I am one of the smartest people they know. I told them, "You need to meet more people."
"Lets just tell 'em we added another 'G' of speed." "Sounds good, see you guys next year." -Cell phone companies
The Wizard of Oz is really just a cautionary tale about the lengths a woman will go to for the right shoes.
I don't mind being back on my meds... I just think it's sad that at the same time all the dogs in the neighborhood stopped talking to me.
I have this really cool key locator thing. If only I could find it.