Why do the advertisements for women razors show a woman shaving a leg that already has no hair on it?
When I was a kid, "underwear bomber" meant throwing my dirty underwear on my brother's face from the top bunk.
No matter how much you play tennis, you'll never be as good as a wall.
We have enough youth, how about a fountain of smart?
A bus is a vehicle that travels twice as fast when you are after it as when you are on it.
A Genie once asked me "Do you want a long penis or a good memory?" I forget my response.
It'd be so easy to be the best villain ever. Just make your bombs go off at like :07.