You say kissing. Cannibals say taste testing.
Upon further consideration, "Gillette: The best a man can get" is an incredibly depressing thought.
Ladies, the reason you can't find a kind, sensitive and handsome single man is that they already have boyfriends.
Sadly, 50 percent of marriages in this country end in divorce. Could be worse though, the other half end in death.
NASA's planning a mission to clean up space debris. Will they wear orange spacesuits? I want to do that for my community service.
Out of all the possible utensils that could have been invented to eat rice with, how did two sticks win?
Old MacDonald had a really bad scrabble hand. E-I-E-I-O