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Leron Tonge
I don't always keep people in suspense, but when i do,
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nowayitsjoshk
Blue-tooth: (noun) An exterior device worn on the ear to let crazy people who talk to themselves fool others by making them think they are talking to someone real.
The hyphen in the word co-operation makes it seem like the letters can't work together without help.
Your face is fine. But, you'll have to put a bag over that personality.
Whenever I want to use Airplane restrooms or Wall Street, it's always the same story...."Occupied."
I'm not saying that Demi Moore is too thin, but Victoria Beckham begged her to eat an M&M.
L.A. traffic is so bad it would be quicker to ride piggyback on a midget with a limp.
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