Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together.
You would think Dodge would be a ghost town by now, with all those folks wanting to get the heck out.
The things that come to those who wait will be the things left over by those who got there first.
"If you were my husband I'd poison your coffee." "If you were my wife, I'd drink it!"
Started a program to encourage women to camp outdoors. What’s weird is that guys keep signing up for our “Girls Gone Wild” adventures.
Maybe it was inappropriate for a first date but if there's a maze on the menu I'm asking for crayons.
Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?