I had a dream about Rick Moranis last night. It was probably his biggest starring role since "Honey I blew up the kid."
My friend said the Chinese take care of aging family members. Hope so! Dropping the mother in law off with her suitcase at PF Chang's later.
Crazy people are harder to spot since bluetooth came out. Works out well for me.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
I bet the guy who first used the phrase, "There's more than one way to skin a cat" was an awkward conversationalist. Just a guess.
James Franco always looks like he's trying to read an eye chart.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?