All a girl wants is a guy that can make her laugh, just not when he drops his pants.
I'm excited I won as well but let's not go overboard here, computer solitaire.
If a mute kid swears does his mother wash his hands with soap?
Cannibals don't have funerals, just impromptu buffets.
Sad to say at this point in life my nest egg would barely make a crappy omelet.
Sometimes asking if there's anything good on television is like asking if there's anything delicious in the toilet.
They laughed at me when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well, they're not laughing anymore.