I wouldn't be a bum for long because I'd have clever phrases on my cardboard signs like: "WILL NOT WORK FOR FOODIES" or "I'M KIND OF A BEG DEAL"
I don't understand my kids...I bought them their own computer and internet access. And yet they spend free time outside. DNA testing soon.
The great thing about having an American boyfriend is every time I make a spelling mistake I just tell him it's 'British English.'
Coffee helps me do the stupid stuff people make me do all day and beer helps me forget the stupid stuff people made me do all day.
Dear clever comeback, could you come BEFORE the argument is over.
The only other thing more popular than Facebook's "Like" button is MySpace's "Delete Account" button.
Any machine is a smoke machine if you just use it wrong enough.