The hardest job in the world must be working in a bubble wrap factory. Can you imagine the self control that is required?
How do deaf people know if someone is screaming or yawning?
I'll bet Chinese alphabet soup is very filling.
The quickest way to find out the time is to order a beer at breakfast with your mother.
Fat demons need exorcise.
Ugh, nobody reminded me and I let the bedbugs bite.
What is about public restrooms that make people go, "Yeah, I'm just not going to flush that."