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Baby snakes probably throw a lot of hissy fits.
They can probably ditch the "Insane" part, as it's pretty much implied in the concept of a posse made entirely of clowns.
Whenever I eat refried beans I think about how the guy who fried them first must have done a crappy job.
There are starving kids in Africa. IHOP has a "Kids Eat Free" promotion. Just build an IHOP in Africa. Problem solved.
Just curious, does the room spin in the opposite direction when you drink too much in South Africa?
First time I ever saw a dry-erase board I said "that's remarkable."
Congrats to Jay Z on his 100th problem.
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