If 3 people having sex is a threesome, and 2 people at it is a twosome, why is Handsome still a compliment?
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?
Scientists are developing a drug to counteract diseases associated with obesity. No name yet, but my suggestion would be, "A Salad."
Bears vs Giants would be freaking crazy if it was a Discovery channel show instead of an NFL game.
Judging by the disproportionate size of Popeye's forearms, I'm guessing Olive Oyl didn't put out much.
I'm going to invent a GPS for kids that says, "We're not there yet", "We're not there yet", "We're not there yet"...
Ugh the wifi is so slow today! It's so frustrating! My neighbor should really do something about this!