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#647
I'm pulling my money from the stock market and investing it in "bounce houses." They have fewer ups and downs and more stability.
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#648
I have trust issues because I know some of you are still "it" from unfinished tag games.
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#649
It still amazes me that you need a license to catch a fish but any twit can be a parent.
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#651
I've gotten the HOPELESS part down pat. Now I'm ready for the ROMANTIC phase to begin!
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#653
By a show of hands, how many people enjoy shadow puppets?
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#654
I watched the entire P-90X series and didn't lose a pound. What a scam.
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#655
I'd rather sit naked on an iceberg serenaded by Rebecca Black for the rest of my life than let anyone see the full history of things I've googled.
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