I wish smelly people in real life had a dust cloud around them like Pigpen from "Peanuts".
Does running away from your problems count as exercising?
It's taken me awhile, but I think I'm finally ready to accept that it's not butter.
I fell asleep at the wheel last weekend. My pottery was ruined.
Society needs both optimists and pessimists. For example, an optimist invented the airplane while a pessimist invented the parachute.
My farts don't stink & are silent... So! I went to see a doc, Long story short, I've got a hearing & sinus problem.
I don't mind when older folks decide to relax and slow down. I just wish they wouldn't do it in their cars.